she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you would pick up someone in the library
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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