her vagine was all disorganized.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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