we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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