His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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