i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The Olympian is in my bed
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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