I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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