Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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