Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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