no, he came in my armpit
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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