Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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