If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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