you would pick up someone in the library
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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