i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Shame is for Republicans.
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