And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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