Tell her she can't have a vagina
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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