But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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