Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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