Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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