But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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