Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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