Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I have post one night stand depression
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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