you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
