i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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