Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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