How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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