Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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