I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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