and she was petting her beer can
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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