But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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