i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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