it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So much rum. So many feels.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Randomize
