i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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