Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
