I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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