hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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