And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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