hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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