I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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