Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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