all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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