Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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