I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish you could order shots online.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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