I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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