I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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