I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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