I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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