I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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