I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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