I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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