: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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