i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So I just went to clothing optional bar
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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