So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
When are your genitals available?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I think my moral compass just broke
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