Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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