i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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