If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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